Summer Fun!

Hello All Employees!


I just want to say, I love everyones feedback about the Blog
Like, believe it or not, a few people actually know who I really am, and we talk about the blog, and they always have nice things to say (Well, about the blog, not really about the girls on here lol)

But I just want to say thanks to all my readers, it really means a lot to me
=]


But yes, Lets get to the good stuff



Alright So,
I know everyone is really excited for Summer (I know, I am)
But there are some serious notes you have to take before you can really go out and 'Hook-Up' with your Summer Fling

Now, I am going to tell you how can make your summer fling look like





(Courtney S. - Seriously, I am a man of many words, but I dont think you can put Courtney's beauty into words)







Instead of looking like




(Courtney B. - It honestly hurts me to say it because she is nice and stuff, but she is just not attractive in the least bit...)






Now,
Heres your Survival Guide To Hooking Up This Summer

1. Confidence - I know you might have heard this before, but honestly, this is the best technique.
You should really get to the point where you can say anything to a girl, and she wont mind.
Right now, I could say anything to any girl I know, and they will be cool with it
(And to all the girls that I know who are reading this, you know I'm right!)

2. Vibe - Now, 'Vibing' a girl is kind of hard to do, but it will definitely help.
Always go off your first feeling with a girl, if you are talking to her, and you can tell she is a slut.
Then she is most likely a slut, or at least will appear to be a slut to you.
Or if she is really nice, and funny, then maybe she is, and keep talking to her.

3. Observance - This is fairly easy, but most guys get too blindsided by a girls boobs, or just body in general to actually commit to it.
So, what I mean by Observance is, when your talking to her, ALWAYS look into her eyes, A girls eyes will tell you everything you need to know, if she is looking away from you, and tapping her finger, or hand. She wants NOTHING to do with you, sorry friends, but thats the way the game works.
Now, if she is actually listening and nodding her head, and looking into your eyes, she is pretty interested, so try to be as funny and well........Entertaining as possible.


And I really cant stress enough, that all these techniques can be used my girls too, so to all the ladies reading this, use these too, they can help anyone.



Alright, so that it with the actually 'Learning'

Now, I want to tell you guys some shit that is happening with Bitch Inc.

Alright, so I was talking to my usual girl friends (Girls That Are Friends) and I havent mentioned it to them yet, but I think I will have a Once A Month thing where I will talk to the girls, and have them do a 'Dick Inc.' and they will basically do what I do, just in the point of view for a girl, so instead of having all girl pictures for the Easy List, and The Test Your Luck List, they will have the guys they think fit each list, and maybe they will make up their own lists...Dont know yet,

But definitely watch out for that!!!


Alright, heres the moment everyones waiting for,
Its time for the lists



So, I made this List up a few days ago while talking to this girl in class. I have known her for a while, but I am just now starting to realize how fucking dumb she is.
So this next list is called,
'Are You Retarded, Or What?'






Karly Lindquist - So, if you have ever talked to her, or even been around her for 2-6 minutes, you can easily see why she is on this list
(Alright, so I know she is dumb as a Box Of Rocks, Well, Minus The Box, but I have to give her some credit, she has amazing boobs...Cant hate her for that)











Brittany Kramer - I dont even have to say anything about her really, She seriously has to be the most idiotic person I have ever met in my life.
(I remember this one time at a Party, she was completely sober, and texting some guy, and she looked over at me, and asked 'Wait, How Do You Spell Pour, Like Pour You A Drink, Not Like, Poor People, Like, You Know What I Mean?'
(Yeah, thats when I first wanted to kill someone for being stupid)







Stephanie Cox - Just simply dumb, I cant say anything more about her actually.....








Well that is all for the 'Are You Retarded, Or What?' List


Now the Easy List






Savanna (Or how ever she spells it)

- I personally dont know her, but EVERYONE claims shes a total slut, and I usually agree with my co-workers here at Bitch Inc.













Mara - Now, I know some people are like, ''Wtf, Mara is not a whore, or easy'' But I just want to let you know, I go to Taco Bell a lot, and everytime I am at Taco Bell, she is always with a different guy, having him buy her shit... and Its not a friendly lunch date, its way more, and its with different guys, so I think she deserves to be on this list








I want to say sorry now for this entries Easy List, I know some people might not know some of the girls, but thats really good, you dont want to know them at all...But if your looking for an easy worker, these Interns are pretty popular around the office, so look out for them!


Now,
Test Your Luck List!






Jessica - I get speechless everytime I look at her, she is seriously gorgeous...












Danielle - If the exotic eyes, and amazing smile doesnt make you want to fall in love with her, I dont know what will!













Sydney or Sydnee ( I forgot how she spells it)

- She is just absolutely beautiful, seriously, I think she can make gay guys go straight














Alrighty, all done with that list




Alright
So, theres another thing I want to do, but I am going to wait until the next Entry,
Just because I want a better list for it actually....
I am going to tell you right now, Its going to be pretty offensive, and by 'Pretty' I really mean 'Very' Offensive
But thats what I do here at Bitch Inc. so you should be used it by now
Even though I am actually kind of scared to do it
But I feel that you have to push boundaries

And its called
'Employees Only'




Well that will conclude this Entry

I just want to say again, I love all the readers,
And keep checking back in here at Bitches Incorporated because I plan on doing A LOT more!



- CEO of Bitches Incorporated