Only When The Sun Goes Down

Good Evening All Employees,
[Working Late Again?]


Alright,
So I know there are some people who:
1. Hate Me
2. Hate What I Do Here
3. Think I am an asshole
4. Think I have no life
5. Want Me Dead
And
6. Want to Call The Police

And I just want to say,
You can all lick my sack

Its my blog, and I do what ever the fuck I want
=]

So,
With that said

Lets Begin


Now, I know a lot of ppl have been missing the blog
=[

And I am sorry, just getting out of school and shit, got me all fucked up and I kind of forgot about Bitch Inc.

Well I am here to inform you that I am all about the Business now.


So,
Now lets Educate.



Alright,

Lets tackel a very big problem,
And its always at its all time High in the summer
And I am talking about DRAMA my friends.

Drama is completely overrated,
I find it boring, and predictable.....
Ironically enough, I write a blog that causes Drama
=]


But yeah,

Now co-workers,
A lot of people handle Drama differently.
-I personally, Try to keep away from it, and let it finish on its own
And other people, Love it, and even Feed off of it.

Now, what ever you like,
do what you do.

But I am going to tell you how and why you should stay out of drama with your summer side chick.

-First of all 'How'

How could you stay out of Drama with your summer side chick, or if your doing it really big, your summer side chicks

First,
If you have multiple girls, or you want to get multiple girls
Dont get them from the same group of friends, and if you brought out your A-Game, then dont get them from the same School.

I have seen this backfire so many times,
A guy starts getting popular, and starts getting girls, and then he thinks he can just mess with girls from the same group,
And then next thing you know, He has been dropped by all the girls he was messing with, and now he is back at ground zero thinking - What the fuck just happened-

Now the problem with this guy was,
Obviously, he got girls from the same group.

Sorry to say it this bluntly, but
When you are messing with multiple girls,
Treat them like Stocks.

Not in the sense that they are intangible items, but that you have to Diversify your Portfolio.

You can only get so much profit off of one Market,
So why not put some money in a few Markets, and really make some profit


And I just want to say sorry for the Ladies that are reading this right now,
But to be honest, I am letting the ladies know too, that guys -ACTUALLY THINK AND TALK JUST LIKE THIS-
So sorry fellas for snitching on you, but we all know we think like this....


But yeah,
Drama is a complete bitch
But if you dress her right, make her sign a Prenuptial Agree, and let her know that the skies the limit with you.
You can beat the Drama, and be able to handle the glories of having 'Hoes In Different Area Codes'


Alright, So enough with the actual LEARNING!

Lets get to the newest lists


Well,
I just came up with this one,
I dont know why, But I met this girl, and I knew she would be perfect for this List


Its called


The Perfect Intern [Of The Week]


Gabby

- She has looks
- Personality
-And everything else
She definitely deserves to be on the Perfect list







Angela

- From her random talks, to her completely life changing conversations, She is seriously amazing












Kayla Iuni

- I have so much to say about this Intern
But I will keep it short

I just seriously love her
And She means the world to me, and I think I would probably go insane, just out of boredom with out her


Emmarie Truman

- Gorgeous
- Amazing Personality

And Just an all around good person














Well that is it for that list

Now its time for the ever so popular

TEST YOUR LUCK LIST



Caroline

- Every co-worker here at Bitch Inc. has tried to get with her, but everyone has failed actually......

So if you think you can get a Business Meeting with her, definitely get into contact with us, and we will definitely give a shout out to you on the blog, or some money, or at least some K.F.C. [You Deserve It]




Shannon

- Just look at her
[Enough Said]












Martell

- Personally, I think she should be on the Perfect List, but we had a vote, and they think she should just be on the Test Your Luck.....

[Either Way, she is still amazing]











And thats going to be it for the Test Your Luck



Now,
Heres a new List

I dont know how, But I just look through all these girls pictures, and come up with new lists....


Well hopefully you guys like this one


I call it


Going Global!!!




Hiroko

- I know all the old Parksiders remember Hiroko












Scarletta


- This little Puerto Rican is amazing









Marguerite

- Now she might not look like it,
But She is Hispanic....

And she is gorgeous






And that will be it for the
GOING GLOBAL LIST!



And actually, before I go to the next list,
I want to say a little sorry shout out to Brittany Kramer.

I know, its not like me, but I actually kind of felt bad
But yeah.
I just want to let you know, its nothing against you



- Seriously readers.....Shes amazingly attractive,

[Cant be good at everything]

Oh, and I didnt do this because of the person who commented the last entry defending Brittany, I did it because Brittany is actually cool...

[And SURPRISE I know who left the comment defending Brittany, It was Kelsey Stieber....Yeah I know, I know, its kind of creepy, but for those of you that dont know, I can easily find out who leaves comments, I usually dont, but for Brittany I did, and I now know who wrote it.]
And, If you seriously want to call me a Hypocrite Kelsey, I will be more than happy to put you on here, But it wont be nice...

I know a lot more than you actually think
- So choose your words wisely
=]

Alright, now that is taken care of

This next list is new too
and I actually got the idea from someone who commented the last blog

I love the concept

So thank you for the suggestion

And I call this next list

THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIST!

White Girls + Minority Guys = This List
Or Minority Girls + White Guys = This List
We're Not Racist Here At Bitch Inc.



Kaillee

- Now, I know people are thinking, Wait what are you talking about,
But seriously, She likes black guys....
Everytime I see her at a party shes with a black guy

So yeah,
She deserves to be on the list











Karly Lindquist

- I know she was already on another list,

But fuck it....She needs to be on this one too

I just find it so odd that she is really into black guys now

Well good for her!









And that will be all for the AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIST!


And actually
That will be it for this Entry
=/

Sorry, I would like to do more,
But my advisers tell me to just stop now,
And I have to listen to them...


But yes,
Its been fun,
Actually, rephrase that, Its been Amazing
And I am sorry for keeping you guys waiting


But,
Bitch Inc. will have a new entry 2 times a week from now on
So look out for that

Oh and I want to let everyone know
The Dick Inc. will be the next blog, so all the ladies, tell your friends, and tell them to tell their sisters, and mothers, and aunts, and nieces, to come and read the Dick Inc.!

And I will like to mention
Bitch Inc. and Adamcodyspace
Are working together now!
Not a full Merge, but we are working on that

So yeah,
Here at Bitch Inc. we are doing big things...

And I just want to thank all the Readers, if you like it or not
Thanks for reading

Oh, and for the comments that say I dont have a life,
I might not have a life, but you are the one reading and commenting a blog you dont like....
Wheres your fucking life at?

And I AM NOT GOING TO STOP!
I WILL NEVER STOP, UNTIL I CHOSE TO DO SO
So dont tell me your going to call the Police,
Thats not going to stop me, I have the right of FREE SPEECH,
A.k.a I CAN SAY WHATEVER!
So if you dont like the blog,
DONT FUCKING READ IT


But
THANK YOU ALL SUPPORTERS
IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!


So, have a nice few days out of the Office,
We will see you when you get back


- CEO of Bitches Incorporated