Thursday, August 21, 2008

Just For Adam Maxson.



Hello All Employees,




I have a feeling that a lot of people will be disappointed with this post.
-Mostly because, I am not doing any ''Bad/Mean'' Lists.

This will be my last post for a while, and I want to end it on a good note.

But in all honesty,
I am probably going to just begin school, and find more people to put on Bitches Incorporated lol.

So I will advise the people when theres new posts during School.



But yes,
I titled this post



''Just For Adam Maxson''

Just because I love that kid,
and hes really the only reason I continue Bitch Inc.

So I would like to say Thanks for keeping me focused on my Blog Life.








Oh,
And I know now that I mentioned Maxson, everyone will probably ask you who I am.
And at this point, Adam you can tell them whatever you want.

You dont have to lie if you dont want to.
But you can lie and/or not say anything if you want to be cool and keep everyone in suspense.
-lol


But yes,
Lets begin the Lists.


Now,
This first list is just one I made up because School is ridiculously close.

I call it,

Another Reason To Skip Class




Julie Barnes
[but more commonly known as Bitsy.]

- Honestly, I dont give a fuck what you have to say about this girl. I love her lol, shes entertaining, and theres never a dull moment with her.










Now, if you can make it all the way out to Hanover High School, you can probably see this Ex-Party Animal.

Hope.


Actually, I dont even know Hope that well.
But she is always sweet as fuck whenever I come into contact with her.

And I feel that she deserves to be on Bitch Inc.
















And Finally, I bring you,

Karley Ried
[Second Time On Here, For Another Good List, shes what I am calling a Bitch Inc. Retiree]

Now this Goofy-Beaut was actually a really good friend of mine. And even though we dont really talk anymore, I still love her.

And you can find this one at My Home [Jackson High]







Alrighty.
Done with that one.


This next list....

Is well KIND OF mean, but not really....

And its not really my list, I got the concept from a friend, and she doesnt want me to use her name. So I wont.


But I call the list

THE NO HOMO LIST

[Initially called The Gay Suspension List by the girl who thought of it. But I didnt like that name lol]

- Not trying to be Homophobic but this is the list that shows everyone that -MIGHT- be gay.

We at Bitch Inc. are not trying to accuse anyone of being Fully Gay, but we just think that they might be a little Light In Their Loafers.

So the first up is, someone that the creator of the List insisted to be on here.


Tara

Now, I dont really have a lot to say about Tara, she just seems really Butch to me and my coworkers....













Marguerite Powers

Alright so, I have partied with A LOT of people this Summer. But it always seems like everytime I see Marguerite at a party [Drunk] shes Kissing and/or Making out with girls.

- So I dont know if thats a hint, that when shes drunk her Lesbo side comes out.


[I personally dont have a problem with Girl On Girl Action though]





Alright, done with that list.



And I was planning on doing at least one more list....


But fuck it.


I got shit to do, ya dig?



So I want everyone to have as much fun as possible for the rest of summer.
[We have like a week left]


So Live It Up!




I also want to give a few more shout-outs

- Everyone that has been on lists.
[Good or Bad Lists]

- Adam Maxson
[Again lol]

- All Coworkers
[You Know Who You Are]

- Jackson High
[With Out You, There would be no Bitch Inc.]

And Lastly,
- All The Readers
[The most important shout-out]

So I would like to say Thanks to Everyone.


And like I said before, I will let a few people know when I do decide to post later this year, and they will advise the people.
-So look out for that


I hope everyones had fun and enjoyed the blog.



So I would like to say,

Bitches Incorporated is officially Bankrupt.




But, we'll be back on our feet in a few weeks.





~CEO of Bitches Incorporated