Alright,
So, I have noticed the most entertaining thing I do here,
Is the Easy List (Go Figure)
So,
I decided every post will have an Easy List, just to make you guys happy
=]
But you will get that after the other good stuff.
So,
Have you ever seen an really attractive Intern, working for some guy who is just a douche?
For Example:
Clearly, she is pretty good looking (Not the best, but definitely a 6.5 out of 10)
And clearly, hes a fucking douche bag; Poser Aviators, Girl Pants, and a cliche' Zepplin shirt
Now, how did he get that kind of Intern?
- Thats the easy part
1. Showed Interest
2. Was a complete Sweetheart
3. Wasted 8 Months trying to get her
Alright, so now that you know how he got her,
How can you put this in your situation?
Well first, ALWAYS show Interest, how else is she supposed to know you are feeling something for her?
Next, yeah being sweet and cute is fine, but you have to really be more 'Romantic' than anything.
Now the difference is, being sweet and cute means, saying 'You look gorgeous' or telling her friends, that you really like her, but are afraid to tell her.
Being 'Romantic' is pretty different, Being romantic means you actually use action.
Its being cute and sweet, but putting it into action,
Instead of telling her shes gorgeous, figure out a way to get into her locker and make a sign that say 'I like how you look amazing even when youdont try'
- Thats being Romantic
- Not being afraid, even when your friends give you shit for caring about the girl
I am writing about this, mainly because someone was talking to me today at school, and they basically just kept complaining how douches get the cute girls, and non-douches stay single,
Now, I am single
And I am not a douche.... And I am doing decent, I guess the other guy has just been without a girl for so long its starting to get to him
So hopefully he read this, and hopefully if you are in the same situation, this helped
So alright,
This is what you people have been waiting for,
THE EASY LIST
- Ariel Kinny
Now, to be dead honest, I dont actually know this girl, I know of her, and thats it, but a lot of my co-workers at Bitch Inc. think she is definitely worthy for the Easy List
- Brenna Durrah
She might not look like much, but if you want something to play around with, maybe you should call her up
Talore
Most of everyone knows this one....And if you dont, your lucky
Just a mere Parksider, but already has a HUGE reputation as being the class whore.....In retrospect, its kind of sad....
And that is it for the EASY LIST
Now heres the
TEST YOUR LUCK LIST
Amanda Rogers
Just gorgeous, plain and simple
Molly
Trying to look ugly, but still manages to look fucking amazing
Alright, and thats all for the Test Your Luck List
Now, heres a new one, I just made it up actually, Right when I saw this girls faces, I knew I had to put them in the blog
lol
I call this next list the
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF LIST
(I know its harsh, but after you see these faces, you will agree with me)
Kylie Pond
So now do you agree with me?
She should fucking kill herself
Chasity Smith
She seriously looks like an out of work Crack Whore
Alright, that is all for the You Should Kill Yourself List
And seriously, you cant tell me, they should be able to breath and look like that...
It just doesnt work like that my friend...
But yes,
That is all I got for all of you right now
I hope you enjoyed
Have a nice vacation from work
- CEO of Bitch Inc.
8 comments:
I Love This Shit!
I think its prety clear that the people who made this site are made because they didnt get to put there 2 inch dick in anything besides an apple pie... just because these girls probably all have told you no doesnt mean you should say things about them trust me when a girl that has low enough standards to consider you comes around you will get to the see the difference between havin sex with pillows and real women... your a sad excuse for a man and with every post you make your self look more desperate and even more jealous that you have no idea what a real vagina is like
pure genious
Way cool. I'm entertained, let's see some more.
Think there are ways of "expanding the business"? This blog would be sweet with a bit of collaboration.
Jake
you should add a category that would b people that only have sex with black kids....aka a megan nuzzolillo category
I'm going to find out who did this and when I do I'm going to take your ID and zip tie your pants and send you straight to ISS!
umm so megan is my best friend.
i know her better than anybody
and that is not her.
i dont know if she is going to the police about this bull shit
but i know i am
this BETTER be taken down asap
....ps Megann. we know you and its all that matters. one persons jack ass opinion DOESNT MATTER.
we love you
so,
I definitely think that it's cool that you think that I'M easy, and I must admit that I have been with a few guys.
But
I'm not easy, because if I was, I definitely would, and could have been with a lot more guys.
I'm not really mad about the fact that I'm on here. I'm probably more mad about the AWFUL picture you chose, and that isn't a really big deal to me.
But I mean seriously, you put me in a list with Talore.
I mean really.
You probably couldn't make me look less sluty putting my picture before hers and after Ariel.
It bothered me at first.
but then I looked back at it and was like, "next to these two I don't look so bad."
I know you did this about 4 months ago, but I felt that it needed to be said.
I don't really mind so much that I'm on here, just more upset that people really think I'm easy.
It's really funny actually. Anything I did or anyone I was with I wanted to be with.
My wrap sheet doesn't even catch up to some of these others, i mean really.
Other than that atrocious picture of me, all in all this site isn't too bad. Some, a little too harsh for my liking. But hey, I'm not gunna try and bitch you out about it.
But you should seriously get back on your feet soon,
because though some things aren't entirely true, I do enjoy reading what is and knowing that it is.
hope you guys get back on your feet, because I need something to make me feel like there are slutier people than me.
baha
[but really, I'm not that bad.]
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