Well, I kind of want to give you a taste of what we really do here,
So
Heres a quick preview, of what your going to be getting yourself into.
- The Test Your Luck List
So, I know we are not the only people on the face of the Earth who find these Interns, extremely valuable to this business.
I would also like to add,
Yes, these Interns are gorgeous, but just because their gorgeous, Doesnt mean, normal looking guys like you and me, cant have them working for us.
And here at Bitch Inc. we will show you how to get Interns with resumes just like the ones above.
- The Easy List
Now, we arent here to be mean to any Interens,
Like the Easy List for example, some people might find that offensive, and we are not trying to be offensive whatsoever,
But we just want to......Notify, the people that, if you see this girl, you dont actually have to try anything with her, just show a little interest, and she will handle the rest.
- Only When Shes Drunk
Now, I know some people cant believe you can get girls like this, but you can, and you will.
The Only When Shes Drunk list, is basically really hardworking Interns, but when they go and start drinking, they will do anything, with anyone....
Now I know this might sound great or unbelievable, but beware of the consequences with these girls,
....They might not remember you.
Alright, so
That is just a really small sample of what your going to be reading, and getting into with Bitch Inc.
Hopefully you will keep reading, because one day,
Maybe you will see your Ex-Girlfriend, or even your sister on here
Well, that is all for now
Thank You All
- CEO (To All These Hoes)
3 comments:
lol man this is great dude keep it comin haha
you people are probably constant masterbators and in hopes of makin this site think that mayb jus mayb u will get lucky.... well dbags like u can only hope that if u get enough to drink in one of these girls they might jus show u the difference in being with a real girl and fuckin your pillow is. your a sad example of men and your existence only further saddens the human race with ever breath you take the world is more hopeless place....
haha. my sis is already on it! and im like100 % sure i know who run this shit just becuase i recognize the vocablary usage..
...and im pretty sure im gonna be up here soon! ( not a good thing )
i really didnt thonk you were that kind of person.
the go kill yourself list?? thats a serious issue.
just cause your not born pretty doesnt mean you should ki8ll yourself over it....
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