Thursday, August 21, 2008

Just For Adam Maxson.



Hello All Employees,




I have a feeling that a lot of people will be disappointed with this post.
-Mostly because, I am not doing any ''Bad/Mean'' Lists.

This will be my last post for a while, and I want to end it on a good note.

But in all honesty,
I am probably going to just begin school, and find more people to put on Bitches Incorporated lol.

So I will advise the people when theres new posts during School.



But yes,
I titled this post



''Just For Adam Maxson''

Just because I love that kid,
and hes really the only reason I continue Bitch Inc.

So I would like to say Thanks for keeping me focused on my Blog Life.








Oh,
And I know now that I mentioned Maxson, everyone will probably ask you who I am.
And at this point, Adam you can tell them whatever you want.

You dont have to lie if you dont want to.
But you can lie and/or not say anything if you want to be cool and keep everyone in suspense.
-lol


But yes,
Lets begin the Lists.


Now,
This first list is just one I made up because School is ridiculously close.

I call it,

Another Reason To Skip Class




Julie Barnes
[but more commonly known as Bitsy.]

- Honestly, I dont give a fuck what you have to say about this girl. I love her lol, shes entertaining, and theres never a dull moment with her.










Now, if you can make it all the way out to Hanover High School, you can probably see this Ex-Party Animal.

Hope.


Actually, I dont even know Hope that well.
But she is always sweet as fuck whenever I come into contact with her.

And I feel that she deserves to be on Bitch Inc.
















And Finally, I bring you,

Karley Ried
[Second Time On Here, For Another Good List, shes what I am calling a Bitch Inc. Retiree]

Now this Goofy-Beaut was actually a really good friend of mine. And even though we dont really talk anymore, I still love her.

And you can find this one at My Home [Jackson High]







Alrighty.
Done with that one.


This next list....

Is well KIND OF mean, but not really....

And its not really my list, I got the concept from a friend, and she doesnt want me to use her name. So I wont.


But I call the list

THE NO HOMO LIST

[Initially called The Gay Suspension List by the girl who thought of it. But I didnt like that name lol]

- Not trying to be Homophobic but this is the list that shows everyone that -MIGHT- be gay.

We at Bitch Inc. are not trying to accuse anyone of being Fully Gay, but we just think that they might be a little Light In Their Loafers.

So the first up is, someone that the creator of the List insisted to be on here.


Tara

Now, I dont really have a lot to say about Tara, she just seems really Butch to me and my coworkers....













Marguerite Powers

Alright so, I have partied with A LOT of people this Summer. But it always seems like everytime I see Marguerite at a party [Drunk] shes Kissing and/or Making out with girls.

- So I dont know if thats a hint, that when shes drunk her Lesbo side comes out.


[I personally dont have a problem with Girl On Girl Action though]





Alright, done with that list.



And I was planning on doing at least one more list....


But fuck it.


I got shit to do, ya dig?



So I want everyone to have as much fun as possible for the rest of summer.
[We have like a week left]


So Live It Up!




I also want to give a few more shout-outs

- Everyone that has been on lists.
[Good or Bad Lists]

- Adam Maxson
[Again lol]

- All Coworkers
[You Know Who You Are]

- Jackson High
[With Out You, There would be no Bitch Inc.]

And Lastly,
- All The Readers
[The most important shout-out]

So I would like to say Thanks to Everyone.


And like I said before, I will let a few people know when I do decide to post later this year, and they will advise the people.
-So look out for that


I hope everyones had fun and enjoyed the blog.



So I would like to say,

Bitches Incorporated is officially Bankrupt.




But, we'll be back on our feet in a few weeks.





~CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Monday, July 7, 2008

Fuck Vacation, Lets Get Back To Business

Hello All Employees,



I know its been a while,


But we all need a vacation sometime,
right?


Well, while I was away from the Office,
I got some calls from some people saying that I was mentioned on this new blog site,

And basically they just called me a dick, and all that other stupid teenage bullshit.

I didnt really think anything of it,

But it did make me want to come back to Bitches Incorporated even more!

So thanks to the ladies over at

Dicks Tricks && Douches
[http://dickstricksanddouches.blogspot.com/]

-Check them out
But yeah,

So I just want to give a big thanks to the ladies, over there.

But then again,
I actually feel kind of sorry for you guys over there tho
=/

Like, your so uncreative, and mindless that you have to take my ideas, and then use them.....
And then claim, your nothing like me....And actually you are nothing like me,
Because My shit is actually good....
Its just kind of pathetic if you ask me.....

and They call me the Asshole, and shit, but their trying to do the same thing as me....


[I guess they just dont make them like this anymore,

- Eh Fuck, they never made them like me in the first place]





But enough with all that,


Lets get down to business


The first list of this entry will be my personal favorite.

TEST YOUR LUCK!



Rocci

- I am actually pretty surprised she hasnt been on Bitches Incorporated yet, She is extremely attractive, and very fun to be around
















Courtney Gibson

- Other than being a party animal, she is actually a really good person to talk to, and she can always make people smile












Karin Bashir

- She is just completely stunning, and actually really fun to be with.








Well thats it for that.

The next list will be

Wait, Why are they still together?

[I actually made up this one just looking through my friends list]

And we all know what I am talking about,
Like the couple that are just ''Too Into Eachother''
As in
- Having more than 8 myspace pictures together
- Breaking plans with their friends to be with their boyfriends/girlfriends
- One of the people in the relationship is actually attractive, but the other is just disgusting....
Well I guess every Shrek needs a Fiona

So, heres the ya go.

Wait, Why are they still together?


Lindsay and Jacob Lavan

- Nothing I can really say about these two motherfuckers....

They just make me sick,

Well not Lindsay when she is away from Jacob, but when their together, they make me want to vomit.

[Like honestly, is this picture even called for?]








John (aka Smitty) and Paulina Smith

- Honestly, I am not going to say anything about this couple, I find it cute,
I think this couple gives people hope, no matter who you are, you can find true love






And We are done with that

Now the oh-so-very famous

EASY LIST



Jaci Ion

- Theres nothing really to say about her....

Her sluttyness speaks for its self













Blanche

- Honestly, I dont know her personally, but EVERYONE claims she deserves to be on this list...And I have to listen to the Co-Workers....

But its kind of weird, because I actually find her somewhat attractive, like most girls on this list, are just completely homely and disgusting to me, but Blanche is actually really cute....








And that is actually it for the Easy List
...I know its pretty short

But I will make sure to double it on the next post





I call this next list the


The 'It Must Run In The Family' List



The Ried Sisters

- Karley and Kelsey both have eyes that can make any guy want to drop what hes doing to talk to them so the Rieds definitely have the best Family Eyes









The Stieber Sister

- Courtney and Kelsey both have smiles that will make you forget about Global Warming, and even High Gas Prices







So the Best Family Smile, has to go to the Stiebers
=]






The Balcom Sister


- Jo and Liz are probably the just completely perfect sisters....

>Personalities are good
>Appearance is definitely good



So The Best Overall Sisters, goes to The Balcom




Alright,

So that is it for all the Lists and shit.



But I would like to give a Shout Out, to someone



Chelsea Brennan.

And you can actually say what ever you want about her,
But I just want to let EVERYONE know that she is actually one of the few people I find actually tolerable to be around.
And she is actually really attractive.
And everyone here at Bitches Incorporated loves Chelsea.

And now that I am really thinking about.....

I am going to make Chelsea Brennan The Top Intern.
[I honestly just made that up while typing]

But nonetheless, I think she deserves it, and actually its just me, its everyone here at Bitch Inc. and its a lot of other people who arent with Bitch Inc.

So,
Our hats are off to you Chelsea.


I just wanted everyone to know that Chelsea and Bitch Inc. are together.




But yeah,


That is going to be it for this post,

I dont think its too shabby,

-This entry does feel a little short tho....Idk....
I will just make the next one even longer then
=]

So I hope everyone enjoys!



~ CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Friday, June 13, 2008

Hello Employees Once Again,



Alright, So


I just want to say a few things,
and answer a few questions that people have left.


Now,

I love the fact that everyone loves the blog until they see someone they are close to on here....
So you think its alright to talk about other people, but when it comes to your own people, its wrong?

They call me:
-Asshole
-Faggot
-Heartless
-Small Dick
- And a lot more

They think I should
-Die
-Be tortured to death
-Stop Writing
-Stop The Blog
- And a lot more

But,
I still must ask,
Is it that wrong?
What I do here, is it that wrong?

Me writing Bitch Inc. is as bad as committing -Actual- crimes?

You calling the Police will just make them come look for me, when they can be looking for a rapist, drug dealer, or murder.
But I guess to you people who obviously think they are way too important, think that the Police should stop their -ACTUAL- duties to fighting -ACTUAL- crimes, but to just look for me, and then shut me down....

But whatever,
Do what you do


And to answer a few questions,

I think theres one like, whats wrong with interracial couples,
Like I said before, Bitch Inc. is not racist.
Theres nothing wrong with interracial couples.
-We just got the idea from someone who left a comment, and we liked the concept of it.
So we used it,
And Actually, I didnt even want to put Megan up there, but the person who left the comment obviously did
And I know a lot of people are bitching about Megan being up there,
and If you want her down, talk to me, and she will
Not with threats, and name calling
But talk to me, and if theres anyone you think that shouldnt be up there, they wont be up there.

And
The next question is like
Did you fuckers run out of shit to say?

-Hell no!

Actually we will never run out of shit to say,
Seriously.



But yeah,

To be honest,
At this point,

I dont even want to do Bitch Inc. anymore.....

Its just too much bullshit that comes with the job....


BUT

If the people want more,
So help me Little Baby Jesus, we will put out entries until there are no more girls left in the world.



But to be completely honest,
I am probably going to write a few more for Bitch Inc.
and Stop.
=/

Yeah I know, I know....


But,
I'm not done,
Not even close actually

I am going to start another one,
With a new name, and new targets
=]

So, I will send a link to some of the people that I feel would apprieate the new blog

And guess what?!?!?!

That means, all the people who dont like Bitch Inc.
I am going to talk HORRIBLY about you on the next Blog, and you wont know it.
=]



Oh yeah,

And I know some people know Kyle Wade aka Black Kyle, helps me with the blog,
and I know some people were going to him to try to get him to take people down, and I know his gay ass did take people down, and I didnt notice it at first.
But I finally did.
And
Well, hes no longer working for Bitch Inc.
So there is no more help for anyone


So yes,

Thats about it for now

Thanks for reading

-There will be a new blog site up in a week or so, but keep checking back at Bitch Inc. for the newest entries
And I will tell you now, if you were one of the people who like Bitch Inc. you are going to love the new one....We are going to push more envelopes than UPS
=]

And Yeah, thats about it


-CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Only When The Sun Goes Down

Good Evening All Employees,
[Working Late Again?]


Alright,
So I know there are some people who:
1. Hate Me
2. Hate What I Do Here
3. Think I am an asshole
4. Think I have no life
5. Want Me Dead
And
6. Want to Call The Police

And I just want to say,
You can all lick my sack

Its my blog, and I do what ever the fuck I want
=]

So,
With that said

Lets Begin


Now, I know a lot of ppl have been missing the blog
=[

And I am sorry, just getting out of school and shit, got me all fucked up and I kind of forgot about Bitch Inc.

Well I am here to inform you that I am all about the Business now.


So,
Now lets Educate.




Alright,

Lets tackel a very big problem,
And its always at its all time High in the summer
And I am talking about DRAMA my friends.

Drama is completely overrated,
I find it boring, and predictable.....
Ironically enough, I write a blog that causes Drama
=]


But yeah,

Now co-workers,
A lot of people handle Drama differently.
-I personally, Try to keep away from it, and let it finish on its own
And other people, Love it, and even Feed off of it.

Now, what ever you like,
do what you do.

But I am going to tell you how and why you should stay out of drama with your summer side chick.

-First of all 'How'

How could you stay out of Drama with your summer side chick, or if your doing it really big, your summer side chicks

First,
If you have multiple girls, or you want to get multiple girls
Dont get them from the same group of friends, and if you brought out your A-Game, then dont get them from the same School.

I have seen this backfire so many times,
A guy starts getting popular, and starts getting girls, and then he thinks he can just mess with girls from the same group,
And then next thing you know, He has been dropped by all the girls he was messing with, and now he is back at ground zero thinking - What the fuck just happened-

Now the problem with this guy was,
Obviously, he got girls from the same group.

Sorry to say it this bluntly, but
When you are messing with multiple girls,
Treat them like Stocks.

Not in the sense that they are intangible items, but that you have to Diversify your Portfolio.

You can only get so much profit off of one Market,
So why not put some money in a few Markets, and really make some profit


And I just want to say sorry for the Ladies that are reading this right now,
But to be honest, I am letting the ladies know too, that guys -ACTUALLY THINK AND TALK JUST LIKE THIS-
So sorry fellas for snitching on you, but we all know we think like this....


But yeah,
Drama is a complete bitch
But if you dress her right, make her sign a Prenuptial Agree, and let her know that the skies the limit with you.
You can beat the Drama, and be able to handle the glories of having 'Hoes In Different Area Codes'


Alright, So enough with the actual LEARNING!

Lets get to the newest lists


Well,
I just came up with this one,
I dont know why, But I met this girl, and I knew she would be perfect for this List


Its called


The Perfect Intern [Of The Week]


Gabby

- She has looks
- Personality
-And everything else
She definitely deserves to be on the Perfect list







Angela

- From her random talks, to her completely life changing conversations, She is seriously amazing












Kayla Iuni

- I have so much to say about this Intern
But I will keep it short

I just seriously love her
And She means the world to me, and I think I would probably go insane, just out of boredom with out her


Emmarie Truman

- Gorgeous
- Amazing Personality

And Just an all around good person














Well that is it for that list

Now its time for the ever so popular

TEST YOUR LUCK LIST



Caroline

- Every co-worker here at Bitch Inc. has tried to get with her, but everyone has failed actually......

So if you think you can get a Business Meeting with her, definitely get into contact with us, and we will definitely give a shout out to you on the blog, or some money, or at least some K.F.C. [You Deserve It]




Shannon

- Just look at her
[Enough Said]












Martell

- Personally, I think she should be on the Perfect List, but we had a vote, and they think she should just be on the Test Your Luck.....

[Either Way, she is still amazing]











And thats going to be it for the Test Your Luck



Now,
Heres a new List

I dont know how, But I just look through all these girls pictures, and come up with new lists....


Well hopefully you guys like this one


I call it


Going Global!!!




Hiroko

- I know all the old Parksiders remember Hiroko












Scarletta


- This little Puerto Rican is amazing









Marguerite

- Now she might not look like it,
But She is Hispanic....

And she is gorgeous






And that will be it for the
GOING GLOBAL LIST!



And actually, before I go to the next list,
I want to say a little sorry shout out to Brittany Kramer.

I know, its not like me, but I actually kind of felt bad
But yeah.
I just want to let you know, its nothing against you



- Seriously readers.....Shes amazingly attractive,

[Cant be good at everything]

Oh, and I didnt do this because of the person who commented the last entry defending Brittany, I did it because Brittany is actually cool...

[And SURPRISE I know who left the comment defending Brittany, It was Kelsey Stieber....Yeah I know, I know, its kind of creepy, but for those of you that dont know, I can easily find out who leaves comments, I usually dont, but for Brittany I did, and I now know who wrote it.]
And, If you seriously want to call me a Hypocrite Kelsey, I will be more than happy to put you on here, But it wont be nice...

I know a lot more than you actually think
- So choose your words wisely
=]

Alright, now that is taken care of

This next list is new too
and I actually got the idea from someone who commented the last blog

I love the concept

So thank you for the suggestion

And I call this next list

THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIST!

White Girls + Minority Guys = This List
Or Minority Girls + White Guys = This List
We're Not Racist Here At Bitch Inc.



Kaillee

- Now, I know people are thinking, Wait what are you talking about,
But seriously, She likes black guys....
Everytime I see her at a party shes with a black guy

So yeah,
She deserves to be on the list











Karly Lindquist

- I know she was already on another list,

But fuck it....She needs to be on this one too

I just find it so odd that she is really into black guys now

Well good for her!









And that will be all for the AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIST!


And actually
That will be it for this Entry
=/

Sorry, I would like to do more,
But my advisers tell me to just stop now,
And I have to listen to them...


But yes,
Its been fun,
Actually, rephrase that, Its been Amazing
And I am sorry for keeping you guys waiting


But,
Bitch Inc. will have a new entry 2 times a week from now on
So look out for that


Oh and I want to let everyone know
The Dick Inc. will be the next blog, so all the ladies, tell your friends, and tell them to tell their sisters, and mothers, and aunts, and nieces, to come and read the Dick Inc.!

And I will like to mention
Bitch Inc. and Adamcodyspace
Are working together now!
Not a full Merge, but we are working on that

So yeah,
Here at Bitch Inc. we are doing big things...

And I just want to thank all the Readers, if you like it or not
Thanks for reading

Oh, and for the comments that say I dont have a life,
I might not have a life, but you are the one reading and commenting a blog you dont like....
Wheres your fucking life at?

And I AM NOT GOING TO STOP!
I WILL NEVER STOP, UNTIL I CHOSE TO DO SO

So dont tell me your going to call the Police,
Thats not going to stop me, I have the right of FREE SPEECH,
A.k.a I CAN SAY WHATEVER!
So if you dont like the blog,
DONT FUCKING READ IT



But
THANK YOU ALL SUPPORTERS

IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!


So, have a nice few days out of the Office,
We will see you when you get back


- CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Monday, June 2, 2008

Summer Fun!

Hello All Employees!


I just want to say, I love everyones feedback about the Blog
Like, believe it or not, a few people actually know who I really am, and we talk about the blog, and they always have nice things to say (Well, about the blog, not really about the girls on here lol)

But I just want to say thanks to all my readers, it really means a lot to me
=]


But yes, Lets get to the good stuff



Alright So,
I know everyone is really excited for Summer (I know, I am)
But there are some serious notes you have to take before you can really go out and 'Hook-Up' with your Summer Fling

Now, I am going to tell you how can make your summer fling look like





(Courtney S. - Seriously, I am a man of many words, but I dont think you can put Courtney's beauty into words)







Instead of looking like




(Courtney B. - It honestly hurts me to say it because she is nice and stuff, but she is just not attractive in the least bit...)






Now,
Heres your Survival Guide To Hooking Up This Summer

1. Confidence - I know you might have heard this before, but honestly, this is the best technique.
You should really get to the point where you can say anything to a girl, and she wont mind.
Right now, I could say anything to any girl I know, and they will be cool with it
(And to all the girls that I know who are reading this, you know I'm right!)

2. Vibe - Now, 'Vibing' a girl is kind of hard to do, but it will definitely help.
Always go off your first feeling with a girl, if you are talking to her, and you can tell she is a slut.
Then she is most likely a slut, or at least will appear to be a slut to you.
Or if she is really nice, and funny, then maybe she is, and keep talking to her.

3. Observance - This is fairly easy, but most guys get too blindsided by a girls boobs, or just body in general to actually commit to it.
So, what I mean by Observance is, when your talking to her, ALWAYS look into her eyes, A girls eyes will tell you everything you need to know, if she is looking away from you, and tapping her finger, or hand. She wants NOTHING to do with you, sorry friends, but thats the way the game works.
Now, if she is actually listening and nodding her head, and looking into your eyes, she is pretty interested, so try to be as funny and well........Entertaining as possible.


And I really cant stress enough, that all these techniques can be used my girls too, so to all the ladies reading this, use these too, they can help anyone.



Alright, so that it with the actually 'Learning'

Now, I want to tell you guys some shit that is happening with Bitch Inc.

Alright, so I was talking to my usual girl friends (Girls That Are Friends) and I havent mentioned it to them yet, but I think I will have a Once A Month thing where I will talk to the girls, and have them do a 'Dick Inc.' and they will basically do what I do, just in the point of view for a girl, so instead of having all girl pictures for the Easy List, and The Test Your Luck List, they will have the guys they think fit each list, and maybe they will make up their own lists...Dont know yet,

But definitely watch out for that!!!


Alright, heres the moment everyones waiting for,
Its time for the lists



So, I made this List up a few days ago while talking to this girl in class. I have known her for a while, but I am just now starting to realize how fucking dumb she is.
So this next list is called,
'Are You Retarded, Or What?'






Karly Lindquist - So, if you have ever talked to her, or even been around her for 2-6 minutes, you can easily see why she is on this list
(Alright, so I know she is dumb as a Box Of Rocks, Well, Minus The Box, but I have to give her some credit, she has amazing boobs...Cant hate her for that)











Brittany Kramer - I dont even have to say anything about her really, She seriously has to be the most idiotic person I have ever met in my life.
(I remember this one time at a Party, she was completely sober, and texting some guy, and she looked over at me, and asked 'Wait, How Do You Spell Pour, Like Pour You A Drink, Not Like, Poor People, Like, You Know What I Mean?'
(Yeah, thats when I first wanted to kill someone for being stupid)







Stephanie Cox - Just simply dumb, I cant say anything more about her actually.....








Well that is all for the 'Are You Retarded, Or What?' List


Now the Easy List






Savanna (Or how ever she spells it)

- I personally dont know her, but EVERYONE claims shes a total slut, and I usually agree with my co-workers here at Bitch Inc.













Mara - Now, I know some people are like, ''Wtf, Mara is not a whore, or easy'' But I just want to let you know, I go to Taco Bell a lot, and everytime I am at Taco Bell, she is always with a different guy, having him buy her shit... and Its not a friendly lunch date, its way more, and its with different guys, so I think she deserves to be on this list








I want to say sorry now for this entries Easy List, I know some people might not know some of the girls, but thats really good, you dont want to know them at all...But if your looking for an easy worker, these Interns are pretty popular around the office, so look out for them!


Now,
Test Your Luck List!






Jessica - I get speechless everytime I look at her, she is seriously gorgeous...












Danielle - If the exotic eyes, and amazing smile doesnt make you want to fall in love with her, I dont know what will!













Sydney or Sydnee ( I forgot how she spells it)

- She is just absolutely beautiful, seriously, I think she can make gay guys go straight














Alrighty, all done with that list




Alright
So, theres another thing I want to do, but I am going to wait until the next Entry,
Just because I want a better list for it actually....
I am going to tell you right now, Its going to be pretty offensive, and by 'Pretty' I really mean 'Very' Offensive
But thats what I do here at Bitch Inc. so you should be used it by now
Even though I am actually kind of scared to do it
But I feel that you have to push boundaries

And its called
'Employees Only'




Well that will conclude this Entry

I just want to say again, I love all the readers,
And keep checking back in here at Bitches Incorporated because I plan on doing A LOT more!



- CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Friday, May 30, 2008

The First 'Official' Entry!

Hello All Employees!



Alright,
So, I have noticed the most entertaining thing I do here,
Is the Easy List (Go Figure)
So,
I decided every post will have an Easy List, just to make you guys happy
=]

But you will get that after the other good stuff.
So,
Have you ever seen an really attractive Intern, working for some guy who is just a douche?

For Example:


















Clearly, she is pretty good looking (Not the best, but definitely a 6.5 out of 10)
And clearly, hes a fucking douche bag; Poser Aviators, Girl Pants, and a cliche' Zepplin shirt


Now, how did he get that kind of Intern?
- Thats the easy part
1. Showed Interest
2. Was a complete Sweetheart
3. Wasted 8 Months trying to get her

Alright, so now that you know how he got her,
How can you put this in your situation?
Well first, ALWAYS show Interest, how else is she supposed to know you are feeling something for her?

Next, yeah being sweet and cute is fine, but you have to really be more 'Romantic' than anything.
Now the difference is, being sweet and cute means, saying 'You look gorgeous' or telling her friends, that you really like her, but are afraid to tell her.
Being 'Romantic' is pretty different, Being romantic means you actually use action.
Its being cute and sweet, but putting it into action,
Instead of telling her shes gorgeous, figure out a way to get into her locker and make a sign that say 'I like how you look amazing even when youdont try'
- Thats being Romantic
- Not being afraid, even when your friends give you shit for caring about the girl


I am writing about this, mainly because someone was talking to me today at school, and they basically just kept complaining how douches get the cute girls, and non-douches stay single,
Now, I am single
And I am not a douche.... And I am doing decent, I guess the other guy has just been without a girl for so long its starting to get to him
So hopefully he read this, and hopefully if you are in the same situation, this helped


So alright,
This is what you people have been waiting for,
THE EASY LIST



- Ariel Kinny
Now, to be dead honest, I dont actually know this girl, I know of her, and thats it, but a lot of my co-workers at Bitch Inc. think she is definitely worthy for the Easy List











- Brenna Durrah
She might not look like much, but if you want something to play around with, maybe you should call her up








Talore
Most of everyone knows this one....And if you dont, your lucky
Just a mere Parksider, but already has a HUGE reputation as being the class whore.....In retrospect, its kind of sad....







And that is it for the EASY LIST



Now heres the
TEST YOUR LUCK LIST



Amanda Rogers
Just gorgeous, plain and simple

















Molly
Trying to look ugly, but still manages to look fucking amazing








Alright, and thats all for the Test Your Luck List


Now, heres a new one, I just made it up actually, Right when I saw this girls faces, I knew I had to put them in the blog
lol

I call this next list the
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF LIST
(I know its harsh, but after you see these faces, you will agree with me)







Kylie Pond
So now do you agree with me?
She should fucking kill herself











Chasity Smith

She seriously looks like an out of work Crack Whore













Alright, that is all for the You Should Kill Yourself List

And seriously, you cant tell me, they should be able to breath and look like that...
It just doesnt work like that my friend...



But yes,
That is all I got for all of you right now

I hope you enjoyed
Have a nice vacation from work


- CEO of Bitch Inc.