Hello Employees Once Again,



Alright, So


I just want to say a few things,
and answer a few questions that people have left.


Now,

I love the fact that everyone loves the blog until they see someone they are close to on here....
So you think its alright to talk about other people, but when it comes to your own people, its wrong?

They call me:
-Asshole
-Faggot
-Heartless
-Small Dick
- And a lot more

They think I should
-Die
-Be tortured to death
-Stop Writing
-Stop The Blog
- And a lot more

But,
I still must ask,
Is it that wrong?
What I do here, is it that wrong?

Me writing Bitch Inc. is as bad as committing -Actual- crimes?

You calling the Police will just make them come look for me, when they can be looking for a rapist, drug dealer, or murder.
But I guess to you people who obviously think they are way too important, think that the Police should stop their -ACTUAL- duties to fighting -ACTUAL- crimes, but to just look for me, and then shut me down....

But whatever,
Do what you do


And to answer a few questions,

I think theres one like, whats wrong with interracial couples,
Like I said before, Bitch Inc. is not racist.
Theres nothing wrong with interracial couples.
-We just got the idea from someone who left a comment, and we liked the concept of it.
So we used it,
And Actually, I didnt even want to put Megan up there, but the person who left the comment obviously did
And I know a lot of people are bitching about Megan being up there,
and If you want her down, talk to me, and she will
Not with threats, and name calling
But talk to me, and if theres anyone you think that shouldnt be up there, they wont be up there.

And
The next question is like
Did you fuckers run out of shit to say?

-Hell no!

Actually we will never run out of shit to say,
Seriously.



But yeah,

To be honest,
At this point,

I dont even want to do Bitch Inc. anymore.....

Its just too much bullshit that comes with the job....


BUT

If the people want more,
So help me Little Baby Jesus, we will put out entries until there are no more girls left in the world.



But to be completely honest,
I am probably going to write a few more for Bitch Inc.
and Stop.
=/

Yeah I know, I know....


But,
I'm not done,
Not even close actually

I am going to start another one,
With a new name, and new targets
=]

So, I will send a link to some of the people that I feel would apprieate the new blog

And guess what?!?!?!

That means, all the people who dont like Bitch Inc.
I am going to talk HORRIBLY about you on the next Blog, and you wont know it.
=]



Oh yeah,

And I know some people know Kyle Wade aka Black Kyle, helps me with the blog,
and I know some people were going to him to try to get him to take people down, and I know his gay ass did take people down, and I didnt notice it at first.
But I finally did.
And
Well, hes no longer working for Bitch Inc.
So there is no more help for anyone


So yes,

Thats about it for now

Thanks for reading

-There will be a new blog site up in a week or so, but keep checking back at Bitch Inc. for the newest entries
And I will tell you now, if you were one of the people who like Bitch Inc. you are going to love the new one....We are going to push more envelopes than UPS
=]

And Yeah, thats about it


-CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Only When The Sun Goes Down

Good Evening All Employees,
[Working Late Again?]


Alright,
So I know there are some people who:
1. Hate Me
2. Hate What I Do Here
3. Think I am an asshole
4. Think I have no life
5. Want Me Dead
And
6. Want to Call The Police

And I just want to say,
You can all lick my sack

Its my blog, and I do what ever the fuck I want
=]

So,
With that said

Lets Begin


Now, I know a lot of ppl have been missing the blog
=[

And I am sorry, just getting out of school and shit, got me all fucked up and I kind of forgot about Bitch Inc.

Well I am here to inform you that I am all about the Business now.


So,
Now lets Educate.



Alright,

Lets tackel a very big problem,
And its always at its all time High in the summer
And I am talking about DRAMA my friends.

Drama is completely overrated,
I find it boring, and predictable.....
Ironically enough, I write a blog that causes Drama
=]


But yeah,

Now co-workers,
A lot of people handle Drama differently.
-I personally, Try to keep away from it, and let it finish on its own
And other people, Love it, and even Feed off of it.

Now, what ever you like,
do what you do.

But I am going to tell you how and why you should stay out of drama with your summer side chick.

-First of all 'How'

How could you stay out of Drama with your summer side chick, or if your doing it really big, your summer side chicks

First,
If you have multiple girls, or you want to get multiple girls
Dont get them from the same group of friends, and if you brought out your A-Game, then dont get them from the same School.

I have seen this backfire so many times,
A guy starts getting popular, and starts getting girls, and then he thinks he can just mess with girls from the same group,
And then next thing you know, He has been dropped by all the girls he was messing with, and now he is back at ground zero thinking - What the fuck just happened-

Now the problem with this guy was,
Obviously, he got girls from the same group.

Sorry to say it this bluntly, but
When you are messing with multiple girls,
Treat them like Stocks.

Not in the sense that they are intangible items, but that you have to Diversify your Portfolio.

You can only get so much profit off of one Market,
So why not put some money in a few Markets, and really make some profit


And I just want to say sorry for the Ladies that are reading this right now,
But to be honest, I am letting the ladies know too, that guys -ACTUALLY THINK AND TALK JUST LIKE THIS-
So sorry fellas for snitching on you, but we all know we think like this....


But yeah,
Drama is a complete bitch
But if you dress her right, make her sign a Prenuptial Agree, and let her know that the skies the limit with you.
You can beat the Drama, and be able to handle the glories of having 'Hoes In Different Area Codes'


Alright, So enough with the actual LEARNING!

Lets get to the newest lists


Well,
I just came up with this one,
I dont know why, But I met this girl, and I knew she would be perfect for this List


Its called


The Perfect Intern [Of The Week]


Gabby

- She has looks
- Personality
-And everything else
She definitely deserves to be on the Perfect list







Angela

- From her random talks, to her completely life changing conversations, She is seriously amazing












Kayla Iuni

- I have so much to say about this Intern
But I will keep it short

I just seriously love her
And She means the world to me, and I think I would probably go insane, just out of boredom with out her


Emmarie Truman

- Gorgeous
- Amazing Personality

And Just an all around good person














Well that is it for that list

Now its time for the ever so popular

TEST YOUR LUCK LIST



Caroline

- Every co-worker here at Bitch Inc. has tried to get with her, but everyone has failed actually......

So if you think you can get a Business Meeting with her, definitely get into contact with us, and we will definitely give a shout out to you on the blog, or some money, or at least some K.F.C. [You Deserve It]




Shannon

- Just look at her
[Enough Said]












Martell

- Personally, I think she should be on the Perfect List, but we had a vote, and they think she should just be on the Test Your Luck.....

[Either Way, she is still amazing]











And thats going to be it for the Test Your Luck



Now,
Heres a new List

I dont know how, But I just look through all these girls pictures, and come up with new lists....


Well hopefully you guys like this one


I call it


Going Global!!!




Hiroko

- I know all the old Parksiders remember Hiroko












Scarletta


- This little Puerto Rican is amazing









Marguerite

- Now she might not look like it,
But She is Hispanic....

And she is gorgeous






And that will be it for the
GOING GLOBAL LIST!



And actually, before I go to the next list,
I want to say a little sorry shout out to Brittany Kramer.

I know, its not like me, but I actually kind of felt bad
But yeah.
I just want to let you know, its nothing against you



- Seriously readers.....Shes amazingly attractive,

[Cant be good at everything]

Oh, and I didnt do this because of the person who commented the last entry defending Brittany, I did it because Brittany is actually cool...

[And SURPRISE I know who left the comment defending Brittany, It was Kelsey Stieber....Yeah I know, I know, its kind of creepy, but for those of you that dont know, I can easily find out who leaves comments, I usually dont, but for Brittany I did, and I now know who wrote it.]
And, If you seriously want to call me a Hypocrite Kelsey, I will be more than happy to put you on here, But it wont be nice...

I know a lot more than you actually think
- So choose your words wisely
=]

Alright, now that is taken care of

This next list is new too
and I actually got the idea from someone who commented the last blog

I love the concept

So thank you for the suggestion

And I call this next list

THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIST!

White Girls + Minority Guys = This List
Or Minority Girls + White Guys = This List
We're Not Racist Here At Bitch Inc.



Kaillee

- Now, I know people are thinking, Wait what are you talking about,
But seriously, She likes black guys....
Everytime I see her at a party shes with a black guy

So yeah,
She deserves to be on the list











Karly Lindquist

- I know she was already on another list,

But fuck it....She needs to be on this one too

I just find it so odd that she is really into black guys now

Well good for her!









And that will be all for the AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIST!


And actually
That will be it for this Entry
=/

Sorry, I would like to do more,
But my advisers tell me to just stop now,
And I have to listen to them...


But yes,
Its been fun,
Actually, rephrase that, Its been Amazing
And I am sorry for keeping you guys waiting


But,
Bitch Inc. will have a new entry 2 times a week from now on
So look out for that

Oh and I want to let everyone know
The Dick Inc. will be the next blog, so all the ladies, tell your friends, and tell them to tell their sisters, and mothers, and aunts, and nieces, to come and read the Dick Inc.!

And I will like to mention
Bitch Inc. and Adamcodyspace
Are working together now!
Not a full Merge, but we are working on that

So yeah,
Here at Bitch Inc. we are doing big things...

And I just want to thank all the Readers, if you like it or not
Thanks for reading

Oh, and for the comments that say I dont have a life,
I might not have a life, but you are the one reading and commenting a blog you dont like....
Wheres your fucking life at?

And I AM NOT GOING TO STOP!
I WILL NEVER STOP, UNTIL I CHOSE TO DO SO
So dont tell me your going to call the Police,
Thats not going to stop me, I have the right of FREE SPEECH,
A.k.a I CAN SAY WHATEVER!
So if you dont like the blog,
DONT FUCKING READ IT


But
THANK YOU ALL SUPPORTERS
IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!


So, have a nice few days out of the Office,
We will see you when you get back


- CEO of Bitches Incorporated

Summer Fun!

Hello All Employees!


I just want to say, I love everyones feedback about the Blog
Like, believe it or not, a few people actually know who I really am, and we talk about the blog, and they always have nice things to say (Well, about the blog, not really about the girls on here lol)

But I just want to say thanks to all my readers, it really means a lot to me
=]


But yes, Lets get to the good stuff



Alright So,
I know everyone is really excited for Summer (I know, I am)
But there are some serious notes you have to take before you can really go out and 'Hook-Up' with your Summer Fling

Now, I am going to tell you how can make your summer fling look like





(Courtney S. - Seriously, I am a man of many words, but I dont think you can put Courtney's beauty into words)







Instead of looking like




(Courtney B. - It honestly hurts me to say it because she is nice and stuff, but she is just not attractive in the least bit...)






Now,
Heres your Survival Guide To Hooking Up This Summer

1. Confidence - I know you might have heard this before, but honestly, this is the best technique.
You should really get to the point where you can say anything to a girl, and she wont mind.
Right now, I could say anything to any girl I know, and they will be cool with it
(And to all the girls that I know who are reading this, you know I'm right!)

2. Vibe - Now, 'Vibing' a girl is kind of hard to do, but it will definitely help.
Always go off your first feeling with a girl, if you are talking to her, and you can tell she is a slut.
Then she is most likely a slut, or at least will appear to be a slut to you.
Or if she is really nice, and funny, then maybe she is, and keep talking to her.

3. Observance - This is fairly easy, but most guys get too blindsided by a girls boobs, or just body in general to actually commit to it.
So, what I mean by Observance is, when your talking to her, ALWAYS look into her eyes, A girls eyes will tell you everything you need to know, if she is looking away from you, and tapping her finger, or hand. She wants NOTHING to do with you, sorry friends, but thats the way the game works.
Now, if she is actually listening and nodding her head, and looking into your eyes, she is pretty interested, so try to be as funny and well........Entertaining as possible.


And I really cant stress enough, that all these techniques can be used my girls too, so to all the ladies reading this, use these too, they can help anyone.



Alright, so that it with the actually 'Learning'

Now, I want to tell you guys some shit that is happening with Bitch Inc.

Alright, so I was talking to my usual girl friends (Girls That Are Friends) and I havent mentioned it to them yet, but I think I will have a Once A Month thing where I will talk to the girls, and have them do a 'Dick Inc.' and they will basically do what I do, just in the point of view for a girl, so instead of having all girl pictures for the Easy List, and The Test Your Luck List, they will have the guys they think fit each list, and maybe they will make up their own lists...Dont know yet,

But definitely watch out for that!!!


Alright, heres the moment everyones waiting for,
Its time for the lists



So, I made this List up a few days ago while talking to this girl in class. I have known her for a while, but I am just now starting to realize how fucking dumb she is.
So this next list is called,
'Are You Retarded, Or What?'






Karly Lindquist - So, if you have ever talked to her, or even been around her for 2-6 minutes, you can easily see why she is on this list
(Alright, so I know she is dumb as a Box Of Rocks, Well, Minus The Box, but I have to give her some credit, she has amazing boobs...Cant hate her for that)











Brittany Kramer - I dont even have to say anything about her really, She seriously has to be the most idiotic person I have ever met in my life.
(I remember this one time at a Party, she was completely sober, and texting some guy, and she looked over at me, and asked 'Wait, How Do You Spell Pour, Like Pour You A Drink, Not Like, Poor People, Like, You Know What I Mean?'
(Yeah, thats when I first wanted to kill someone for being stupid)







Stephanie Cox - Just simply dumb, I cant say anything more about her actually.....








Well that is all for the 'Are You Retarded, Or What?' List


Now the Easy List






Savanna (Or how ever she spells it)

- I personally dont know her, but EVERYONE claims shes a total slut, and I usually agree with my co-workers here at Bitch Inc.













Mara - Now, I know some people are like, ''Wtf, Mara is not a whore, or easy'' But I just want to let you know, I go to Taco Bell a lot, and everytime I am at Taco Bell, she is always with a different guy, having him buy her shit... and Its not a friendly lunch date, its way more, and its with different guys, so I think she deserves to be on this list








I want to say sorry now for this entries Easy List, I know some people might not know some of the girls, but thats really good, you dont want to know them at all...But if your looking for an easy worker, these Interns are pretty popular around the office, so look out for them!


Now,
Test Your Luck List!






Jessica - I get speechless everytime I look at her, she is seriously gorgeous...












Danielle - If the exotic eyes, and amazing smile doesnt make you want to fall in love with her, I dont know what will!













Sydney or Sydnee ( I forgot how she spells it)

- She is just absolutely beautiful, seriously, I think she can make gay guys go straight














Alrighty, all done with that list




Alright
So, theres another thing I want to do, but I am going to wait until the next Entry,
Just because I want a better list for it actually....
I am going to tell you right now, Its going to be pretty offensive, and by 'Pretty' I really mean 'Very' Offensive
But thats what I do here at Bitch Inc. so you should be used it by now
Even though I am actually kind of scared to do it
But I feel that you have to push boundaries

And its called
'Employees Only'




Well that will conclude this Entry

I just want to say again, I love all the readers,
And keep checking back in here at Bitches Incorporated because I plan on doing A LOT more!



- CEO of Bitches Incorporated