The First 'Official' Entry!

Hello All Employees!



Alright,
So, I have noticed the most entertaining thing I do here,
Is the Easy List (Go Figure)
So,
I decided every post will have an Easy List, just to make you guys happy
=]

But you will get that after the other good stuff.
So,
Have you ever seen an really attractive Intern, working for some guy who is just a douche?

For Example:


















Clearly, she is pretty good looking (Not the best, but definitely a 6.5 out of 10)
And clearly, hes a fucking douche bag; Poser Aviators, Girl Pants, and a cliche' Zepplin shirt


Now, how did he get that kind of Intern?
- Thats the easy part
1. Showed Interest
2. Was a complete Sweetheart
3. Wasted 8 Months trying to get her

Alright, so now that you know how he got her,
How can you put this in your situation?
Well first, ALWAYS show Interest, how else is she supposed to know you are feeling something for her?

Next, yeah being sweet and cute is fine, but you have to really be more 'Romantic' than anything.
Now the difference is, being sweet and cute means, saying 'You look gorgeous' or telling her friends, that you really like her, but are afraid to tell her.
Being 'Romantic' is pretty different, Being romantic means you actually use action.
Its being cute and sweet, but putting it into action,
Instead of telling her shes gorgeous, figure out a way to get into her locker and make a sign that say 'I like how you look amazing even when youdont try'
- Thats being Romantic
- Not being afraid, even when your friends give you shit for caring about the girl


I am writing about this, mainly because someone was talking to me today at school, and they basically just kept complaining how douches get the cute girls, and non-douches stay single,
Now, I am single
And I am not a douche.... And I am doing decent, I guess the other guy has just been without a girl for so long its starting to get to him
So hopefully he read this, and hopefully if you are in the same situation, this helped


So alright,
This is what you people have been waiting for,
THE EASY LIST



- Ariel Kinny
Now, to be dead honest, I dont actually know this girl, I know of her, and thats it, but a lot of my co-workers at Bitch Inc. think she is definitely worthy for the Easy List











- Brenna Durrah
She might not look like much, but if you want something to play around with, maybe you should call her up








Talore
Most of everyone knows this one....And if you dont, your lucky
Just a mere Parksider, but already has a HUGE reputation as being the class whore.....In retrospect, its kind of sad....







And that is it for the EASY LIST



Now heres the
TEST YOUR LUCK LIST



Amanda Rogers
Just gorgeous, plain and simple

















Molly
Trying to look ugly, but still manages to look fucking amazing








Alright, and thats all for the Test Your Luck List


Now, heres a new one, I just made it up actually, Right when I saw this girls faces, I knew I had to put them in the blog
lol

I call this next list the
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF LIST
(I know its harsh, but after you see these faces, you will agree with me)







Kylie Pond
So now do you agree with me?
She should fucking kill herself











Chasity Smith

She seriously looks like an out of work Crack Whore













Alright, that is all for the You Should Kill Yourself List

And seriously, you cant tell me, they should be able to breath and look like that...
It just doesnt work like that my friend...



But yes,
That is all I got for all of you right now

I hope you enjoyed
Have a nice vacation from work


- CEO of Bitch Inc.

To Show You What We Do Here

Alright,

Well, I kind of want to give you a taste of what we really do here,

So
Heres a quick preview, of what your going to be getting yourself into.

- The Test Your Luck List































So, I know we are not the only people on the face of the Earth who find these Interns, extremely valuable to this business.

I would also like to add,
Yes, these Interns are gorgeous, but just because their gorgeous, Doesnt mean, normal looking guys like you and me, cant have them working for us.
And here at Bitch Inc. we will show you how to get Interns with resumes just like the ones above.



- The Easy List






















Now, we arent here to be mean to any Interens,
Like the Easy List for example, some people might find that offensive, and we are not trying to be offensive whatsoever,
But we just want to......Notify, the people that, if you see this girl, you dont actually have to try anything with her, just show a little interest, and she will handle the rest.



- Only When Shes Drunk
Now, I know some people cant believe you can get girls like this, but you can, and you will.
The Only When Shes Drunk list, is basically really hardworking Interns, but when they go and start drinking, they will do anything, with anyone....
Now I know this might sound great or unbelievable, but beware of the consequences with these girls,
....They might not remember you.



Alright, so
That is just a really small sample of what your going to be reading, and getting into with Bitch Inc.
Hopefully you will keep reading, because one day,
Maybe you will see your Ex-Girlfriend, or even your sister on here


Well, that is all for now
Thank You All

- CEO (To All These Hoes)

The Beginning

Hell Everyone,

We are Bitch Inc. or Bitches Incorporated

I know most people are wondering, What the hell is ''Bitch Inc.''

Well, we are just three guys in a city, and we are basically the shit;not trying to sound cocky, but yeah.
And we have gotten to the point where its not a 'Game' with girls, its more like Business.

We dont have Bitches, we have Interns.
We dont have Pictures (Of Girls), we have Resumes.
We dont have Sex, we have Business Meetings.

Bitches Incorporated is basically our love lives posted,
Well its not really love anymore,
Its mostly just 'Lust' now....

But yeah,
We plan on posting
- The Newest Interns
- The Newest Resumes
- The Easy List
- The Freak Of The Week
- The 'Test Your Luck' Of The Week
- The Office Party
- Employee's Only
- Only When Their Drunk
- And A Lot More!

So we encourage everyone, girl or boy, to keep reading, and keep checking us out.


We will post a new blog at least 2 times a week, so look out for them!







- And Always Remember,
What Happens In The Office Stays In The Office