Thursday, August 21, 2008

Just For Adam Maxson.



Hello All Employees,




I have a feeling that a lot of people will be disappointed with this post.
-Mostly because, I am not doing any ''Bad/Mean'' Lists.

This will be my last post for a while, and I want to end it on a good note.

But in all honesty,
I am probably going to just begin school, and find more people to put on Bitches Incorporated lol.

So I will advise the people when theres new posts during School.



But yes,
I titled this post



''Just For Adam Maxson''

Just because I love that kid,
and hes really the only reason I continue Bitch Inc.

So I would like to say Thanks for keeping me focused on my Blog Life.








Oh,
And I know now that I mentioned Maxson, everyone will probably ask you who I am.
And at this point, Adam you can tell them whatever you want.

You dont have to lie if you dont want to.
But you can lie and/or not say anything if you want to be cool and keep everyone in suspense.
-lol


But yes,
Lets begin the Lists.


Now,
This first list is just one I made up because School is ridiculously close.

I call it,

Another Reason To Skip Class




Julie Barnes
[but more commonly known as Bitsy.]

- Honestly, I dont give a fuck what you have to say about this girl. I love her lol, shes entertaining, and theres never a dull moment with her.










Now, if you can make it all the way out to Hanover High School, you can probably see this Ex-Party Animal.

Hope.


Actually, I dont even know Hope that well.
But she is always sweet as fuck whenever I come into contact with her.

And I feel that she deserves to be on Bitch Inc.
















And Finally, I bring you,

Karley Ried
[Second Time On Here, For Another Good List, shes what I am calling a Bitch Inc. Retiree]

Now this Goofy-Beaut was actually a really good friend of mine. And even though we dont really talk anymore, I still love her.

And you can find this one at My Home [Jackson High]







Alrighty.
Done with that one.


This next list....

Is well KIND OF mean, but not really....

And its not really my list, I got the concept from a friend, and she doesnt want me to use her name. So I wont.


But I call the list

THE NO HOMO LIST

[Initially called The Gay Suspension List by the girl who thought of it. But I didnt like that name lol]

- Not trying to be Homophobic but this is the list that shows everyone that -MIGHT- be gay.

We at Bitch Inc. are not trying to accuse anyone of being Fully Gay, but we just think that they might be a little Light In Their Loafers.

So the first up is, someone that the creator of the List insisted to be on here.


Tara

Now, I dont really have a lot to say about Tara, she just seems really Butch to me and my coworkers....













Marguerite Powers

Alright so, I have partied with A LOT of people this Summer. But it always seems like everytime I see Marguerite at a party [Drunk] shes Kissing and/or Making out with girls.

- So I dont know if thats a hint, that when shes drunk her Lesbo side comes out.


[I personally dont have a problem with Girl On Girl Action though]





Alright, done with that list.



And I was planning on doing at least one more list....


But fuck it.


I got shit to do, ya dig?



So I want everyone to have as much fun as possible for the rest of summer.
[We have like a week left]


So Live It Up!




I also want to give a few more shout-outs

- Everyone that has been on lists.
[Good or Bad Lists]

- Adam Maxson
[Again lol]

- All Coworkers
[You Know Who You Are]

- Jackson High
[With Out You, There would be no Bitch Inc.]

And Lastly,
- All The Readers
[The most important shout-out]

So I would like to say Thanks to Everyone.


And like I said before, I will let a few people know when I do decide to post later this year, and they will advise the people.
-So look out for that


I hope everyones had fun and enjoyed the blog.



So I would like to say,

Bitches Incorporated is officially Bankrupt.




But, we'll be back on our feet in a few weeks.





~CEO of Bitches Incorporated

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

ill be lookin/waitin for the new posts man

Anonymous said...

i love kyle wade!!

Anonymous said...

CANT WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i love adam! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey, you gotta keep posting, the shits awesome. But you gotta put funnier shit up.

Anonymous said...

DTD is done.

Anonymous said...

its funny that marguerite and tara hate each other but are on the same list