I know its been a while,
But we all need a vacation sometime,
right?
Well, while I was away from the Office,
I got some calls from some people saying that I was mentioned on this new blog site,
And basically they just called me a dick, and all that other stupid teenage bullshit.
I didnt really think anything of it,
But it did make me want to come back to Bitches Incorporated even more!
So thanks to the ladies over at
Dicks Tricks && Douches
[http://dickstricksanddouches.blogspot.com/]
-Check them out
But yeah,
So I just want to give a big thanks to the ladies, over there.
But then again,
I actually feel kind of sorry for you guys over there tho
=/
Like, your so uncreative, and mindless that you have to take my ideas, and then use them.....
And then claim, your nothing like me....And actually you are nothing like me,
Because My shit is actually good....
Its just kind of pathetic if you ask me.....
and They call me the Asshole, and shit, but their trying to do the same thing as me....
[I guess they just dont make them like this anymore,
- Eh Fuck, they never made them like me in the first place]
But enough with all that,
Lets get down to business
The first list of this entry will be my personal favorite.
TEST YOUR LUCK!
Rocci
- I am actually pretty surprised she hasnt been on Bitches Incorporated yet, She is extremely attractive, and very fun to be around
Courtney Gibson
- Other than being a party animal, she is actually a really good person to talk to, and she can always make people smile
Karin Bashir
- She is just completely stunning, and actually really fun to be with.
Well thats it for that.
The next list will be
Wait, Why are they still together?
[I actually made up this one just looking through my friends list]
And we all know what I am talking about,
Like the couple that are just ''Too Into Eachother''
As in
- Having more than 8 myspace pictures together
- Breaking plans with their friends to be with their boyfriends/girlfriends
- One of the people in the relationship is actually attractive, but the other is just disgusting....
Well I guess every Shrek needs a Fiona
So, heres the ya go.
Wait, Why are they still together?
Lindsay and Jacob Lavan
- Nothing I can really say about these two motherfuckers....
They just make me sick,
Well not Lindsay when she is away from Jacob, but when their together, they make me want to vomit.
[Like honestly, is this picture even called for?]
John (aka Smitty) and Paulina Smith
- Honestly, I am not going to say anything about this couple, I find it cute,
I think this couple gives people hope, no matter who you are, you can find true love
And We are done with that
Now the oh-so-very famous
EASY LIST
Jaci Ion
- Theres nothing really to say about her....
Her sluttyness speaks for its self
Blanche
- Honestly, I dont know her personally, but EVERYONE claims she deserves to be on this list...And I have to listen to the Co-Workers....
But its kind of weird, because I actually find her somewhat attractive, like most girls on this list, are just completely homely and disgusting to me, but Blanche is actually really cute....
And that is actually it for the Easy List
...I know its pretty short
But I will make sure to double it on the next post
I call this next list the
The 'It Must Run In The Family' List
The Ried Sisters
- Karley and Kelsey both have eyes that can make any guy want to drop what hes doing to talk to them so the Rieds definitely have the best Family Eyes
The Stieber Sister
- Courtney and Kelsey both have smiles that will make you forget about Global Warming, and even High Gas Prices
So the Best Family Smile, has to go to the Stiebers
=]
The Balcom Sister
- Jo and Liz are probably the just completely perfect sisters....
>Personalities are good
>Appearance is definitely good
So The Best Overall Sisters, goes to The Balcom
Alright,
So that is it for all the Lists and shit.
But I would like to give a Shout Out, to someone
Chelsea Brennan.
And you can actually say what ever you want about her,
But I just want to let EVERYONE know that she is actually one of the few people I find actually tolerable to be around.
And she is actually really attractive.
And everyone here at Bitches Incorporated loves Chelsea.
And now that I am really thinking about.....
I am going to make Chelsea Brennan The Top Intern.
[I honestly just made that up while typing]
But nonetheless, I think she deserves it, and actually its just me, its everyone here at Bitch Inc. and its a lot of other people who arent with Bitch Inc.
So,
Our hats are off to you Chelsea.
I just wanted everyone to know that Chelsea and Bitch Inc. are together.
But yeah,
That is going to be it for this post,
I dont think its too shabby,
-This entry does feel a little short tho....Idk....
I will just make the next one even longer then
=]
So I hope everyone enjoys!
~ CEO of Bitches Incorporated
